Goals for Today: No One Dies Pin
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Set your expectations low and your humor high with this refreshingly honest enamel pin. "Goals for Today: No One Dies" is the perfect mantra for parents, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone juggling chaos on a daily basis. This pin celebrates the art of surviving rather than thriving with witty, relatable charm. Whether you're managing a household, a classroom, or just life itself, this darkly comedic accessory belongs on your jacket or bag as a badge of realistic ambition. A funny reminder that sometimes just getting through the day is the real victory.
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A collectible enamel pin made to add personality to jackets, bags, hats and pin boards.
Set your expectations low and your humor high with this refreshingly honest enamel pin. "Goals for Today: No One Dies" is the perfect mantra for parents, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone juggling chaos on a daily basis. This pin celebrates the art of surviving rather than thriving with witty, relatable charm. Whether you're managing a household, a classroom, or just life itself, this darkly comedic accessory belongs on your jacket or bag as a badge of realistic ambition. A funny reminder that sometimes just getting through the day is the real victory.
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