Goals for Today: No One Dies Pin

Set your expectations low and your humor high with this refreshingly honest enamel pin. "Goals for Today: No One Dies" is the perfect mantra for parents, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone juggling chaos on a daily basis. This pin celebrates the art of surviving rather than thriving with witty, relatable charm. Whether you're managing a household, a classroom, or just life itself, this darkly comedic accessory belongs on your jacket or bag as a badge of realistic ambition. A funny reminder that sometimes just getting through the day is the real victory.